Hats off to the principal of Rushe Middle School in the doomed state of Florida. A practioner of the Black Arts was given access to schoolchildren, disguised as a substitute teacher.
The wizard conjured the aid of the spirits by performing the "disappearing toothpick" trick in front of the innocents!
The principal caught wind of this Dark Magic and had the wizard fired.
Sleep soundly, Floridians. Your middle school principals are on the job, exposing and firing wizards, and I presume warlocks and witches working in the schools. Your children are safe.
Thanks to the Bad Astronomer for blogcasting this news gem.