Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Wizard exposed and fired from Florida schools

Hats off to the principal of Rushe Middle School in the doomed state of Florida. A practioner of the Black Arts was given access to schoolchildren, disguised as a substitute teacher.

The wizard conjured the aid of the spirits by performing the "disappearing toothpick" trick in front of the innocents!

The principal caught wind of this Dark Magic and had the wizard fired.

Sleep soundly, Floridians. Your middle school principals are on the job, exposing and firing wizards, and I presume warlocks and witches working in the schools. Your children are safe.

/sarcasm

Thanks to the Bad Astronomer for blogcasting this news gem.

2 comments:

Stevie Ray said...

I guess showing any videos from "Mr. Wizard" is out of the question in Florida.

Any ideas as how to make Florida disappear?

Stevie (Shazam!) Ray

Stevie Ray said...

I guess showing any videos from "Mr. Wizard" is out of the question in Florida.

Any ideas as how to make Florida disappear?

Stevie (Shazam!) Ray