The Demystifying Adventures of the Amazing Randi
For some reason, this snippet resonated with me:
The Amazing Meeting attendees are mostly white males with glasses, facial hair, and a healthy appreciation of physics and Monty Python.Hey, I attend American Association of Physics Teachers meetings. TAM's got no where near the ratio of said males compared to the AAPT.
That settles it - I'm shaving my beard and getting Lasik surgery.
ReplyDeleteHowever, I refuse to purge from my white-guy brain all of the Monty Python snippets I have committed to memory (This parrot isn't dead - it's resting!).
"Always look on the bright side of life..."
What is the airspeed of an unladen Swallow?
ReplyDeleteAfrican or European?
I don't know that...
I'm the king - I'm supposed to know these things!
P.S. lied about the shave and the Lasik but I am working on my tan.
"Blessed are the cheese makers?"
ReplyDelete"You're taking that far too literally - it's actually any who delve in the production of dairy products."
"Big Nose!"
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE STARTED?